Parody of Life

Happy moments

2009-12-25T06:16:00.000-08:00

Hello folks..

i'm in holiday mood..thnx guys for the fun and sweet memories during this holiday...very shiok ...
on 7 dec..we had a match wif arabiah..lost to them...haha..but nvm,,93 didnt played..so kinda cockup..after that went to eat at KFC...as usual...crack up jokes....and baha really gave me a stomache..very funny moments.khairi was his main victim..teased him badly...haha
then we plan to watch movie at tamp.New Moon...so we called up din and izzul to join us...while waiting for din and izzul to arrive,, baha and musa played arcade,,rambo..the game was very funny and lame...with its cocky animation and graphics..hahaha..laugh like hell..they were the most kecoh...yelling like no one's business..hahahaha...
When izzul and din arrived,,we brought the tickets and watch...kinda boring movie...only the fights scene is great..afterward,,we go to safra.. play bowling with hariz joining us...musa was the worst player...hahaha...jihad is the man of the match...3 strikes right ?? Then,,play soccer table...very funny..all goals were lucky..many own goals were scored..haha..nmpk sah tak tau maen......from 9 am to 9 pm we were outside..it was damn fun !!

on 18 dec,,played football for the ferst tyme with seniors...another great night..we went 5 match unbeaten..great huh ?? hahahah..even defeated fahmi aka legendary team..fantastic play...slick move..great finishing...overall,,i really enjoyed the night..with fahmi jokes..it makes me laughing all the time..haha

before that on 17 dec,, me,,zul and khairi go to marina barrage...take pictures,,posing like mad,,

thats all...
btw i think i'm a stalker..
hahaa..and yess!! i've made up my mind to go to SP..
and study civil engineering...hopefully..

ahaha..*21 dec the day i know her*haha

Nice week

2009-12-06T04:37:00.000-08:00

Ho ho ho
Fyi,my name is irsyad ..welcome to my new episode of my life... hahaha
well..this week been a great week...monday went to Tampines with zul for window shopping..Whoa !! so many great sale..ARGGHH ! if only i hve money..o !! please can someone lend me some penny..
haha..wednesday go to 313@smoerset to search for job........alone !! haha...the mall was totally amzing..nice..and great atmosphere..haha.afterwards go to orchard cineplex..
Friday was amazing..first time meet up with members for nearly one week..haha..at one time baha slipped infront lift at SP..to cover up his mistake..he accused apek for pushing him..strangly the apek was kanchong...even tho he didnt do it.."no no ,,i dont do it" hahahahahaha...
very funny...

For today got kompang for our last "undangan"..hahaha..recieve $25..whoaa !! im rich now !! haha
Just know,sign in MSN...suddenly someone add me .. Caucasion..here's our conversation..

lester says:
hi
Chad says:

who r u ?
lester says:

hi how are you today?
Chad says:

who the hell r u ?
lester says:

my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
Chad says:
how the hell u got my address ?
lester says:

listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Chad says:

u got no body
lester says:

I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Chad says:

no mood
lester says:

well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.hotwebcamlocals.com/sue fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
Chad says:

i'm a religous man..please get back to God..for it will show u the right path
lester says:

Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
Chad says:

may god forgive you sins..
lester says:

OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Chad says:

NOOOOO !! oh god ,i've commit a sin...i need to repent fast..may god forgive my sin and yours
lester says:

AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.hotwebcamlocals.com/sue
Chad says:

ok ..gtg,,i need to do prayers ..
lester says:

AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.hotwebcamlocals.com/sue

Very wierd huh...sick people wanted me to watch her webcam porn...well i just go with the flow..dont just judge me by the chat ah..hahahaha...i've deleted her already..

Ok now..see u next time on next episode of my life..heeeee
tc :D

Walauweyyy

2009-11-26T08:39:00.000-08:00

Heyy Homies

Long time never see...
haha..
i've been busy with o level (lame excuse)haha
so today i wanna talk shit ..
my life is such a bore.Holiday is useless.Search job like a mad dog but still unfruitful...
Promised to call,but never call..jd pengaggur
Hahaha...
Yesterday,went to Illuma.While taking the escalator,Zul stare at a group of chinese *boys*..They then follow us and force us to go to staircase to settle..
Lame.Act like gangster.Want to one on one with me..WtFish..
They asked why stare at him.My fren said that he thought his member.
haha.Then the boy asked where u stay.Zul answered ubi.
As soon hear it,they let us go..hahaha..bunch of coward boys..
I wonder if Baha or any 93 were present.Must be chaotic

Move on..
Just finish o'level 2 weeks ago..did many activity..
such as night cycling..hahaa
very very Shiok !!
Last week go to school take report book..
Damn long never wear school uniform..
feel awakward..hahaha..
after the O result..can burn the damn unifrom..
aitess..
till here..
wanna go to dreamland..

Exams Over

2009-05-17T10:07:00.001-07:00

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Exams over...
yeah!!!
its the time for me to wake up late!!
hahaha

hmm...
recently my mind was always thinking about my classmates
yeah,we will graduating soon...
but surely we will seperate..
i just cant take it...
i cant afford to lose my friends
they all cheer up my day
all the stupid things we do..
the jokes...
and of course my kecoh class

the t***** during exam
haha..only the sec 4 knows..
our whispering...at exam hal
its just a good memories

k
saturday was my last paper GEO
the paper was damn bloody @#$%@^& difficult
then off to Singore post..
when crossing the road
there was a man giving out flyers
yan and hafi nye confidental
they gave a hand gesture noting that they dont want the flyers
but when the see LJS coupon....
quickly they just snatched it
typical kiasu hahaha
the following conversation

hafi: eh baek pe coupon
yan: ade offer ah
hafi: jom ah pergi beli ni
me: eh aku pon nk ah

as i didnt take, i just confidentially turned back and want to take it

hafi: hahaha..cute sakk..aku pun nk(imitate aku)
yan: ahah bodo la kau..ni kan ade,blh share

i didnt think that way..seriously!!
hafi was laughing and joking at me
then..
eat LJS
with hafi and yan
and as usual cracking up jokes

at around 11.30 go home
woke up at 2.00pm

go to play soccer at opera against the 1994s team
i scored against them..
then we went to bedok to eat
and something really crack me up
Musa was ordering Mee wanton with pork
he blindly ordered at the chinese stall
he said that as soon as he sees mee wanton(his favourite food) he just ordered
WTF man..me and izzul was laughing all the way
then izzul dare us to eat
luqman and khairi was hesitated to eat
at last the cleaner just throw the food away
at around 6.00pm go home

*the mee with pork and large cup(kinda wierd)

Exam!!

2009-05-13T07:50:00.001-07:00

haha
~soory for not updating..
the past weeks have been really stress for me
EXAM WEEK mah!!!

i dont know how my performance
weather fail or not~~i dont know::::
the exams are pretty difficult for me especially ukhrawi
monday suayyyy mah!!
go to gek yong as usual with members
when i was eating...that bloody bird poop on Musa
wah lau the taikk...splash ah kena my clothes
Musa was the worse one...the taik hit him very !$#^$%&$
die balik dah mcm pengemis
ish3
but thanks to all my friends making up my day
cracking jokes,insulting people,it was a very fun week for me
i love u guys

i dont know what to talk about so watch this video
it cracks me up so hard

Burfdae!!

2009-04-29T07:59:00.001-07:00

hahah
memorable burdfdae

as u all know my burfdae is today(duhh)
but today it was something different
its like all the student were nice to me
some even belanja me(hehe)
everyone confront and say "happy burfdae Irsyad"
dari pagi until balik
i was like "hmmm...sejak biler aku popular ni"
the past year, they all didnt wish me
and also didnt know my burfdae
this year mcm pelik
agaknyer dah ramai peminat...
takde yg bagi present
but i dont give a damn

mcm biase jgk...
lepas solat kene burfdae bash..
pheww...i survive and maseh hidup lagi...alhamdulilah
fortunately it was sufyan,hakim,khairi and bob onlyyy
if the whole 93 i would sure die...

Guys....
i want to improve my blog
i think i want to add more lame jokes
biler bace balik post it was kinda dull
padahal if u guys chat wif me, i will make lame jokes
maybe becos in enligsh
now i'm collecting ingredients for new skin
and i will promise to update more often and
pictures for every post...
so thnx guys for your support..hehe

Wish me luck fer my exam!!

2009-04-28T06:33:00.000-07:00

i know i havent update this blog for a month
but i promise guys,i will update

basically this month have been busy for me....
and last two weeks
got oral on monday
i've do badly
but before that there was an incident
as usual,fattah wan zul and me was late
then we all thought that we cant make it to reach school cause definitely our name will be taken
so wan go "lepaskan hajat" at the coffee shop....
as usual our was to "cabut"but
...
one pri 6 girl gi pauto...
i was like ^&$^#&%*(^
then din also come late and join us..waiting for wan
we seperate into two groups to go in..
i was with din..we take the field route..while others go by front
something really bad happened..
sir isa was waiting for us cause of that stupid girl pauto...
din and me managed to escaped but fattah and the others kena caught
cause they went in first...

last week is english week
i was supposed to enter comic strip comp and mgt
but end up entering mgt only
unfortunately our dikir barat was cockup
and lost to luqman's team
but it was a wonderful experience
it was a memorable day for us
proud 93!!
yeyy!!besok burfdae!!
some pics:

March holiday

2009-03-22T03:33:00.000-07:00

This march holiday filled with a lot of activity.So tired yet satisfying and fun
Start off on sunday.Went to play kompang at masjid haji muhd salleh.
As usual cock up a bit.Didn't play our best because the audiance is mainly BANGLA.
They only eat.So tak semangat ah main.

Tuesday have football inter-class tournament.The sec 4 march convincingly by thrashing our opponent.After winning our semifinal,we enter the final facing the pre-U.By that time all of us "pancit" already.After leading 3-1 we lack concentration and because all tired,we conceded 2 goals.
We lost during penalty shoot-out.But nevermind its the ukhuwah and excitment is more valuable.

At night me and my friends off to KL and Selangor for our camp which is REBUTIA.
First stop was at the saudi school at KL.At around 4 pm wednesday,we arrive at the campsite.
The first impression for us about the camp is its dirty.The water is from river and contain sand and debris.We want to take whudhu also with cautios.Tk nk kene mukenye.The toilet is simple.No tile no shower.Night falls,we were required to create aeroplane and launch it at the flying fox platform.At around 12 am we launchc it.My team is the worst.Not only it dindt fly far but it reverse back.Hahaha.Then we require to do activity using our mental and strength.
The first stop is to carry all our members accross a small opening of rope.Our team consists of arab,izzul,rohayat,amin that is heavy and big.Apelagi kecoh ah nk masukkan satu2.ketawe kekekek.When its time for izzul turn,we think its impossible.All of us corparate and carry him.But halfway,we all cannot tahan anymore we let go of him.There he stuck crying for pain.haha.sampai maki lagi.Then the next stop is flying fox,tarzan swing and building bridge.
It was a fun night and all of us laughing non stop.

The second day,we have adapted the situation.No more disgusted of the water and toilet anymore.At 9 am we go trekking inside the jungle.The obstacle is very taugh.First we had to climb on a slidy muddy surface.Then we had to slide down.Apelagi sume seluar kotor and some even had ventilation hole on their buttocks.haha.The next challenge is to walk and dive inside the muddy water(paya).The smell is very stingy and very dirty.Further more ade pacat.haaha
After diving ,all of us were covered with mud.Apelagi terus ke river ah.We dive,washed ourselves and pray there.We all reached our campsite at around 4 pm.Our next activity was building a tower.All of us collabrate to reached our goal building tower with 7 pillars.After the 7th
pillar the tower collapse.At night go trekking again.This time individually.This is the most kecoh and fun activity.Reached our campsite at around 5 am.Terus ngorok seyy..

The third day do some activity before saying to our farewell faci and pok nik.Dah lepas ambil gamba terus makan and off to KL. Shopping at Masjid India.Then at around 3 pm we reached Melaka.Do our shopping again.At around 8pm we left off from Melaka and reched Tuas at around 11pm.Reached school at around 12 am and go home with Din,Jazlee,Wan.
all pictures thanks to kak ry.

Wohoo!!

2009-02-25T23:34:00.000-08:00

Hey

Wassup ma Homie??

Well its been a long time since my last post
I know my fans always asked me when to update..
fans sabar ye

actually for the last few weeks been busy..
Japanese and Chinese visiting our school..
So got performance and busy rehearsal.going home late.

Firstly the chinese visit.about 40+ of them.
A week later japanese came.About 110+ student
The girls were pretty hot man!!!I can stand it..
My friends were always chasing them and be friendly.
They were also friendly.
The performance for wak tanjong is kompang and nasyid(as usual)
But for the japanese,they perform wushu and.............Dancing
not usual dancing but like bar top dancing!!..Sume kecoh sey tengok
Shake their butt.haha.My friends air liur sume meleleh sey..
Some even record the performance.ish3
After that we all busy taking pictures wif them.Mostly wif girls.haha
Baha ape lagi bebual manga dengan dorang ah(naruto,bleach)
ok thats all

YEAH this holiday I'm going to camp Rebutia,Selangor and KL.
I cant stand the excitement wif all my friends...(confirm kecoh)
YAHOO!!

Fun!!!

2009-02-03T06:21:00.000-08:00

haha
kk..im in a good mood

yesterday was a hell lot of fun...wohhooo
all were in good mood even the teachers..
the most lepak day..hehe..joking around everytime with teachers..
dlm hati confirm bersabar je..
ust salam was absent,so our class was partying..
brought so many food from canteen and our bekal
we ate like nobody's business.haha..joking around escecially Man.disturbing girls..
i was the imam today..very nervous sey..
after solat we tease and disturbed people like as if our fathers school.
supposely sir isa wanted to see us but it was cancelled so we disturbed people who having classes..din stated first...he azan loudly.then we throw the girls shoe...hahaha
in panic we ran away... Evil sec 4
at around 3..training for haflah
(most memorable day)

Today
nothing much happened...copy during sejarah test..hehe
sleep during fiqh,tauhid..i dont know why i was sleepy today.
after geo go home

Another day

2009-01-31T06:27:00.000-08:00

hmm

today was a random day
got kompang training for haflah..yeah kinda excited to perform
hehe..lepas skola go to changi hospital to visit sonek
i was shocked wif his condition..his nose fractured and barely remember us..(felt sad)
was planning to check out bags wif zul and amad but i decided to go alone..
nothing else i wanna say..no IDEA

First Time!!!

2009-01-28T05:10:00.000-08:00

well this my first time blogging.kinda nervous...jk
k i started on the 25th,in the morning played kompang at tampines stadium with syabab.
Then at 3,off to school for qiyam.So far this is my most scariest qiyam ever.well we all never wondered that this time we'd be disturbed by unwelcome visitor.Since I'm sec 4,i am facilitator and in charge of FnB.My job was basicly preparing the food and concertrated in canteen..
well things went off smoothly...
until night came and it all started things going wrong.The participant were playing comand and conquer and one of the mission is to capture a flag.i was in charge to hide the flag.Until the last two group to be played,Musa and i decided to put the flag beside the girls toilet on the 4 th floor together.
After the game finished,Musa told me that there is somthing wrong.Then me and zul decided to go up and found that there was three flag...my bulu meremang sey at that time.We quickly went down to musolla.At around 10pm,the sec 3s were starving and brought up bread frm the canteen.They looked very shocked.they said that one of the bread were scratch and broken into pieces and the rubbish were all messed up.As far as i know the Fnb had cleaned the canteen.I was very puzzeled.Wan was the next victim.He and adi was going up to the 4th floor when they torched at the bilik nadi lughah and saw this small lembaga running and vanished to the lift.At around 12pm were told to sleep.And as usual we didnt sleep and cerite2 hantu.At that time i was badi and didnt joined them.But suddenly i woke up and hear people buzzing.They were talking about a moment ago.At 2.50 arab, din and fattah were outside the musolla ckp psl cite hantu.Suddenly they heard cat meow.They said that is was like a baby crying.But fattah alone hear someone calling him 'abang oi' 2 3 times.Then they resume talking when suddenly arab saw a figure outside under the tree.His eyes was like coming out.Farhan then came out and bace2.The boys in the musolla that was chit chatting hear a women scream.Lepas tu farhan arab din and fattah pun masuk.At that i woke up.They cirled and told the others what had just happened.Lepas tu pun Farhan nampak ade bende kat luar tingkap and we all bace2.Jafni pun decided to bersihkan skola dngn bace2.Adelah bende2 terjadi tapi malas nak bilang.next morning nothing happened and we just do our activities and gerhana matahari. go home on the 27th..

*Gerhana matahari(well tak nmpk pun ar)

Mystery of*Roti yg digigt dan dicakar*

Before command & conquer

Fnb yg rajin

Putera wearing his sarung playing soccer

Finally

2009-01-24T21:26:00.001-08:00

At last I hav blog.........
yahooo!!!